I stumbled upon an interesting and quite
hilarious historical anecdote. President Andrew Jackson was a bird lover. One
of his favorite birds was his parrot, Pol. When Jackson died his parrot was in
attendance at the funeral. But shortly after it had to be removed because it
disturbed everyone with its crude language. Here is how the pastor who preached
the funeral tells the story:
“Before the sermon and while
the crowd was gathering, a wicked parrot that was a household pet got excited
and commenced swearing so loud and long as to disturb the people and had to be
carried from the house.”
Don’t blame the parrot. They only mimic the
sounds they hear. Andrew Jackson is known as one of the most rugged and uncouth
presidents in our history. He fought duels, once beat a would-be assassin half
to death with his walking stick, and on his deathbed listed not killing Henry
Clay as one of his biggest regrets. Jackson was a crazy dude, so I’m not
shocked that his parrot was booted out of his funeral for too many expletives.
I’m going to be clichéd here and turn this into
a bit of a sermon illustration. I’ve been to several funerals and have never
heard a cussing bird. But what I have heard is quite a good deal of lying. What
I mean is that anytime someone dies almost all their flaws are hidden and their
good points are highlighted. That’s not necessarily a bad thing but it’s not an
accurate depiction of humanity. So, I’m picture them attempting to have a
celebration of the life of Andrew Jackson. I’m picturing some talking about all
the good things he had done, all of his accomplishments, his love for… surely
someone or something. And all of a sudden the whole thing is interrupted by
reality. Jackson’s swearing bird. A perfect representation of the real Andrew Jackson.
When we stand before God, we aren’t going to be
standing on the well wishes or good times we’ve had with our buddies. We don’t
get to ride on some accomplishments, the things we’ve done, or the people we
know. We will be judged based on reality. The preacher can lie and say what a
good chap Jackson was to make people feel better. But if you bring the family
parrot to your funeral, we’ll all know who you actually were.
Allow the Dove to shape your character (John
1:32) before the parrot takes over.