Him - Cute? I would never call it "cute". And yes, it's genuine.
Me - OK, it's beautiful. So?
Him - It's not cheap. In fact it's costly.
Him - I told you, it's very expensive.
Me - Do you think I could buy it?
Him - It costs everything you have, no more, no less. And anybody can buy it.
Him - What do you have? Let's write it down.
Me - Oh, don't worry, I have $100,000 in my saving account.
Him - Good, $100,000. What else?
Me - What else? I have nothing more. That's all I have.
Him - Have you nothing more?
Him - How much?
Me - Let me find them. So, thirty, forty, fifty, eighty, one hundred, one hundred twenty... one hundred twenty dollars and 75 cents.
Him - That's fine. What else do you have?
Me - I have nothing else. That's all. I swear to...
Me - I live in my house.
Him - The house, too.
Me - You mean I must live in the shed?
Him - Have you a shed too? That too. What else?
Me - Do you mean that I must live in my car then?
Him - Have you a car?
Him - Both become mine. Both cars. What else?
Me - You keep saying "what else, what else"... You've got my house, the shed, the cars, all my money, everything!
Him - What else?
Him - Are you alone in the world?
Him - Your wife and children too.
Him - I told you, everything you have. What else?
Him - Oh, you too! Everything becomes mine - family, house, money, cars... everything. And yourself too.